The Catsuit Capers of Rosetta Stone (Part 5)

Guide: Devena in Red, Diana in Green, Jacelyn in Blue.

was too engrossed with the chipmunk. I made my way to reach for the chipmunk's mustache and when I was finally on top of him, right there in the middle of the streets of Bangsar, the big huge x-trail driver who was put-off because I paid attention to the chipmunk and not him, drove his huge car past us and splashed some funky smelling liquid on us. The chipmunk was so annoyed that he turned his head so fast, his bristly mustached scratched against my nose and I screamed so loudly that the chipmunk died out of shock. I stood there and realized the liquid was radioactive and soon my catsuit started glowing in the dark. The glowing catsuit attracted a bunch of crows and the weird smell made them react in an angry manner. I was soon covered by crows who were picking at my skin and clawing at my suit. I was screaming in pain about the crow ambush when I heard the hearty laughter of the Dreadful Round One. The laughter was so dreadful it scared the crows away. She stopped laughing upon realizing she had helped me. I took the opportunity to blindside her with a punch. At that point, a sweet yet annoying voice said ‘Rosetta! Please do not punch the Round One! I do not understand why you are going to punch her. Please explain to me via email why you want to punch her…’ I was overcome by irritation that I…rubbed myself all over the round one so that some radioactive liquid would transfer to her and she would glow and attract crows to eat her up. Then, I saw the annoying one who was speaking in that sweet but annoying voice, jumped on her and rubbed myself all over her too while she emphasized that I was being foolish for not writing her a thousand emails in one day to explain myself. And with that, I had no more radioactive liquid on my catsuit anymore and instead watched the two glowing (blinding) idiots being eaten up by crows. Laughing in joy, I turned to see the X-Trail coming back up the road, and the tall and large man allowed me to hitch a ride to go to Genting Highlands after all! The End!