Guide: Devena in Red, Diana in Green, Jacelyn in Blue.
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lots of ants and spiders and worms, all eating each other, which made her feel very happy and special. She then noticed the huge open tunnel down which the butler and nanny had fallen. It was very quiet suddenly. Jane looked around with slow foolishness, wondering why she was feeling dumb so slowly, because usually she'll feel the dumbness creeping in immediately. As she stood there in an even slow wonderment, she heard something go drip, drip, drip.. in equally slow motion as her thoughts. It was the slow dripping of blood from the corpse of Tim which was impaled on a stone spike at the roof of the cave. When Jane saw this she first screamed in horror and then felt silly as there was no reason to scream at a corpse. Her screams dislodged another rock which nearly missed her head and landed on Brunhilda’s corpse send pieces of organs and blood flying up at Jane’s face. The screaming brought June outside to where Jane… was wiping off the gooey blood and gore now all over her.
While June was standing at the entrance to the mansion, looking at Jane, lightning struck a jagged arc overhead, illuminating the garden outside the mansion and also revealing parts of Brunhilda's body that have strewn all over the place. She jumped at the sight of her cat Piddles gnawing at what would’ve been a pancreas. She looked at Jane with disappointment. ‘If your were going to kill the butler and the maid- you could’ve called me first! I would’ve taken Piddles somewhere else!’ Jane was about to protest but realized it may be nice to be a murderer. She thought of all the wonderful stale food and lesbian sex she’d have in prison. It would definitely be better than…sitting in the mansion playing bad music in relative darkness. But before Jane could say anything to June about her wonderful prison dreams, she saw a strange shadow on the ground next to hers. It looked like a large man with an axe in his hand. ‘But that would mean…’ She started to tremble in horror at the thought of her dad being the one responsible for all that blood shed. "But why would dad want to kill his very own children?" she though to herself, and as she was trying to look away, avoiding her father's gaze, she felt a splash of a foul smelling liquid right across her face. ‘Oh sorry Jane, didn’t see you there. Was just throwing out yesterday’s wanton soup leftover.’ said her dad. He put the axe down. ‘Cut that damn-ratted tree cos it was blocking the entrance to my secret laboratory underground. I see Tim and Brun went where they shouldn’t have…’ Jane was about to say something but June screamed and pointed to the front door. Jerry… was tip-toe-ing towards Jane and her dad. In his hand was not any kind of poo (for the benefit of those who have an obsession with this kid throwing poo about ha) but a vial of radioactive material that his father was testing in the underground lab that had be strewn with the debris. Despite the animated protests of his siblings and father, jerry splashed the contents around hitting everybody. All are chemically burnt to death.
Ends.
P.S. personally- this story seems a little less clever (as clever as nonsense can get I guess!) than the others. However, I am certain the next one will be more interesting... (its done btw!) ;) ~ Diana
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